Here are some of the most interesting shower thoughts that were shared on Reddit recently. Sometimes shower thoughts are too funny and totally worth sharing. When you go in for a shower, your brain gets a break and the result is such hilarious thoughts.
1. “When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow.”
2. “If Hillary Clinton wins in 2016, it will be the first time that two presidents have been in love with each other.”
3. “Ellen should give away more stuff like Oprah and rename her show Ellen de Generous.”
4. “A billionaire could give me %.01 of his wealth and change my life while he is virtually unaffected.”
5. “The word ‘Fat’ just looks like someone took a bite out of the first letter of the word ‘Eat’.”
6. “When jogging, we put on special clothes so people don’t think we are running from or to something.”
7. “Scooby-Doo taught us that the real monsters always turn out to be humans.”
8. “If humans could fly, we’d consider it exercise and never do it.”
9. “Nothing is on fire, fire is on things.”
10. “The person who would proof read Hitler’s speeches was a grammar Nazi.”
11. “A ton of people is literally 12 to 15 people.”
12. “Your age is just the number of laps you’ve done around a giant fireball in the centre of the solar system.”
13. “If I punch myself in the face and it hurts…does that make me weak or strong?”
14. “50% of Canada is the letter ‘A’.”
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15. “Teenagers drive like they have limited time & old people drive like they have all the time in the world.”
16. “I wonder if I am closer to my death or my birth right now.”
17. “If job ads say “must be fluent in Mandarin” why don’t they post the entire ad in Mandarin, that way only genuinely fluent people could apply?”
18. “1980 is as far away as 2046.”
19. ” “Don’t kid yourself” would be a great slogan for an abortion clinic.”
20. “The Japanese flag could actually be a pie chart of how much of Japan is Japan.”
21. “You wake up when you die in a dream because you don’t know what happens next.”
22. “I wonder if there are any times on the clock that I have never seen.”
23. “Gyms should offer a membership package where you pay for everyday that you don’t go.”
24. “If your shirt isn’t tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt.”
25. “Why do people say “tuna fish” when they don’t say “beef mammal” or “chicken bird”?”
26. “Google is like CTRL F for the entire internet.”
27. “Unless you’re a celebrity, Twitter is like talking to yourself in a crowded room.”
28. “Your stomach thinks all potato is mashed.”
29. “In order to fall asleep, you have to pretend to be asleep.”
30. “If the oldest person on earth is 116 years old, then 117 years ago, there was a completely different set of human beings on earth.”
31. “Whenever you dig up dirt or a rock, that could be the first time it has seen the sun in millions of years.”
32. “The Swiss must’ve been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew on their army knife.”
33. “If I throw around large amounts of shredded bread on public property, my proximity to ducks determines whether or not I’m littering.”
34. ” ‘Strap-on’ spelled backwards is ‘no parts’.”
35. “If you did something “like a boss,” you’d probably just pay someone else to do it.”
36. “History classes are only going to get longer and harder as time goes on.”
37. “You should be able to text 911 if you’re in a situation where it’s dangerous to make noise.”
38. “When you say ‘Forward’ or ‘Back’, your lips move in those directions.”
39. “There is one day every year, where we unknowingly pass the anniversary of the day the Dinosaurs were wiped out by an asteroid.”
40. “Clapping is just hitting yourself because you like something.”
