21 Uncanny Reasons Why Kids are Mini-versions of Drunk Adults
Sober up babies....
1. They'll stop what they're doing to take a nap. Doesn't matter where they are. Doesn't matter who they're with.
2. When annoyed or teased, they start acting nuts
3. They sometimes fall asleep on the toilet seat.
4. And they pee in the wrong places
5. They try to make out with anything that resembles a girl…much less a fake one
6. They can't seem to get their food in their mouths and end up looking like a ketchup zombie
7. Sometimes they suddenly start yelling out some random meaningless words and no one around tries to understand…coz its useless to even pay attention
8. They puke unexpectedly and at a totally wrong moment
9. They always find themselves in totally inexplicable situations.
10. Sometimes when the case is worse, they even do crazy and icky stuff like this
11. They have absolutely no coordination.
12. They make weird faces like this…
14. Or God forbid like this!
15. When in a hot tub they start getting dizzy and suddenly fall asleep
16. They’re terrible at judging distances.
17. Sometimes they go a little overboard with their talents!
18. They can often be found with their heads in the toilet.
19. When in a trance, they even start crying out loudly with absolutely no agenda
20. They constantly misjudge their strength and coordination.
21. and when they've finally passed out after a crazy day…they wake up hung over and with no memories of what they did last night