42 Weird And Hilarious Products That People Actually Used In The Past

In the decades before Amazon reviews, people used to buy some crazy things.

This "beauty micrometer" let users know where makeup needed to be applied, 1937

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The Dimple Maker, 1936

The Dimple Maker, 1936
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Hair permer, 1930

Hair permer, 1930
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An icemask which promised to beat hangovers, 1947

An icemask which promised to beat hangovers, 1947
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This shower hood was used to protect hair from getting wet, 1970

This shower hood was used to protect hair from getting wet, 1970

The Isolater which helped writers focus by blocking out all sights and sounds, 1925

The Isolater which helped writers focus by blocking out all sights and sounds, 1925
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A vibrating rubber finger that massaged your gums

A vibrating rubber finger that massaged your gums
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The Pack Smoker, 1955

The Pack Smoker, 1955
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The Egg Cuber for turning regular eggs into square eggs

The Egg Cuber for turning regular eggs into square eggs
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The Scalp Molester - a massager made up of 480 articifical fingers

The Scalp Molester - a massager made up of 480 articifical fingers
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Clamps that helped to teach your kid to walk

Clamps that helped to teach your kid to walk

The Orgy Shower

The Orgy Shower

A box that blasted your head with ultraviolet rays in hopes of curing diseases

A box that blasted your head with ultraviolet rays in hopes of curing diseases

The Dog Squeezer (a restraint), 1940

The Dog Squeezer (a restraint), 1940
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Bikes for your feet

Bikes for your feet
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Motorized roller skates, 1961

Motorized roller skates, 1961
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A toilet mask that bleached skin to remove "imperfections"

A toilet mask that bleached skin to remove

A depressing hair growth hat that supposedly cured baldness

A depressing hair growth hat that supposedly cured baldness
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Scrumptious bacon that cooked in a toaster

Scrumptious bacon that cooked in a toaster
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The Poker Face Mask

The Poker Face Mask
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A massive automatic hair dryer

A massive automatic hair dryer
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The Cone Face which protected makeup from the elements

The Cone Face which protected makeup from the elements
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The Baby Dangler

The Baby Dangler
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Revolver that took a photo every time it was fired

Revolver that took a photo every time it was fired
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The Baby Cage let city kids get fresh air... by hanging out of a window

The Baby Cage let city kids get fresh air... by hanging out of a window
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The People Scooper - an attachment for your car

The People Scooper - an attachment for your car
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Tiny umbrella for smoking on a rain day

Tiny umbrella for smoking on a rain day
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TV glasses decades before Google Glass, 1960s

TV glasses decades before Google Glass, 1960s

Venetian blind sunglasses

Venetian blind sunglasses
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Mouse scaring machine that made cat noises

Mouse scaring machine that made cat noises
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Tanning vending machines, which provided people with a 30 second spray for ten cents, 1930

Tanning vending machines, which provided people with a 30 second spray for ten cents, 1930
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Pipe for two, 1949

Pipe for two, 1949
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Pain free paddle, 1950

Pain free paddle, 1950
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A terrifying swim mask from the 1920s

A terrifying swim mask from the 1920s
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Inflatable life vests made from old tires

Inflatable life vests made from old tires

The Turkey Blaster

The Turkey Blaster

Portable sauna

Portable sauna

Motorized surfboard

Motorized surfboard

The family bicycle equipped with a sewing machine for mom

The family bicycle equipped with a sewing machine for mom

A pram to protect babies from a toxic gas attack

A pram to protect babies from a toxic gas attack

The single-wheeled motorcycle

The single-wheeled motorcycle

The 2 inch television

The 2 inch television
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