Cats Have Such Drastic Effects on Our Minds and We Were Unaware of This Permanent Damage!

86% of cat owners don't even know they've experienced these thought patterns.

1. We have conversations with them where we talk back to ourselves in a cat's pretend voice

1. We have conversations with them where we talk back to ourselves in a cat's pretend voice
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2. We absolutely know what lies waiting for us when we return home!

2. We absolutely know what lies waiting for us when we return home!
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3. We think they love our photos but the truth is quite evident

3. We think they love our photos but the truth is quite evident
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4. We let them to walk on our keyboards until the search history looks like it belongs to a crack addict

4. We let them to walk on our keyboards until the search history looks like it belongs to a crack addict
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5. Our phone's just overloading with our cat's pictures, but we don't upload any of them on facebook because everybody already knows we're crazy

5. Our phone's just overloading with our cat's pictures, but we don't upload any of them on facebook because everybody already knows we're crazy
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6. We can't stop ourselves from correcting people who call the female cat "him" or the male cat "her"

6. We can't stop ourselves from correcting people who call the female cat
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7. We are emotionally blackmailed into petting time due to this face

7. We are emotionally blackmailed into petting time due to this face
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8. Which inevitably reaches to this point

8. Which inevitably reaches to this point
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9. We feel deeply hurt when we don't get their affection when we truly long for it

9. We feel deeply hurt when we don't get their affection when we truly long for it
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10. We let them hurt us really bad

10. We let them hurt us really bad
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11. We let them have whatever they want...even our own food!

11. We let them have whatever they want...even our own food!
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12. When we can't get them to stop doing something bad, we just film it instead

12. When we can't get them to stop doing something bad, we just film it instead
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13. We allow them to be disgusting for absolutely no reason

13. We allow them to be disgusting for absolutely no reason
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14. We spend money on expensive cat toys, knowing they'll only ever like strings

14. We spend money on expensive cat toys, knowing they'll only ever like strings
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15. We are thoroughly embarrassed when our vet warns us against our overweight cat

15. We are thoroughly embarrassed when our vet warns us against our overweight cat
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16. We also tolerate their sudden aggressiveness when we put them on diets

16. We also tolerate their sudden aggressiveness when we put them on diets

17. But eventually, we learn to embrace our cats' new look

17. But eventually, we learn to embrace our cats' new look

18. We surprisingly clean animal fecal matter without cringing even once

18. We surprisingly clean animal fecal matter without cringing even once
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19. We know what happens when there's a sudden noise at 3 AM in the  morning

19. We know what happens when there's a sudden noise at 3 AM in the  morning
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...or a spider comes crawling by out of nowhere!

...or a spider comes crawling by out of nowhere!
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20. But at least we don’t need an alarm clock anymore because 6 AM is feeding time! HUNGRY....NEEED FOOOOOOD!

20. But at least we don’t need an alarm clock anymore because 6 AM is feeding time! HUNGRY....NEEED FOOOOOOD!
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21. We allow them to make going to the bathroom a social activity

21. We allow them to make going to the bathroom a social activity
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22. We gladly accept the fact that everything we wear is going to be covered in cat hair

22. We gladly accept the fact that everything we wear is going to be covered in cat hair

23. We feel hopeless when we realize our cat isn’t going to be a youtube star!

23. We feel hopeless when we realize our cat isn’t going to be a youtube star!
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24. We simultaneously regret the decision to adopt a cat while desperately wanting more cats

24. We simultaneously regret the decision to adopt a cat while desperately wanting more cats
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I'm gonna die alone surrounded by or maybe devoured by cats!

25. We don't get up when the cat's in our lap

25. We don't get up when the cat's in our lap
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26. We don't sit down when there's a cat in our chair

26. We don't sit down when there's a cat in our chair

27. We try to explain to dog people why we love cats even though they'll never understand

27. We try to explain to dog people why we love cats even though they'll never understand
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28. But we don't need them!

28. But we don't need them!
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29. Because in the 1% of time they’re not being jerks, cats are the sweetest...

29. Because in the 1% of time they’re not being jerks, cats are the sweetest...
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30. Cutest...

30. Cutest...
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31. Funniest...

31. Funniest...
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32. Neediest animals on the planet. Which is good, because we need them too :)

32. Neediest animals on the planet. Which is good, because we need them too :)

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