1. We have conversations with them where we talk back to ourselves in a cat's pretend voice
2. We absolutely know what lies waiting for us when we return home!
3. We think they love our photos but the truth is quite evident
4. We let them to walk on our keyboards until the search history looks like it belongs to a crack addict
5. Our phone's just overloading with our cat's pictures, but we don't upload any of them on facebook because everybody already knows we're crazy
6. We can't stop ourselves from correcting people who call the female cat "him" or the male cat "her"
7. We are emotionally blackmailed into petting time due to this face
8. Which inevitably reaches to this point
9. We feel deeply hurt when we don't get their affection when we truly long for it
10. We let them hurt us really bad
11. We let them have whatever they want...even our own food!
12. When we can't get them to stop doing something bad, we just film it instead
13. We allow them to be disgusting for absolutely no reason
14. We spend money on expensive cat toys, knowing they'll only ever like strings
15. We are thoroughly embarrassed when our vet warns us against our overweight cat
16. We also tolerate their sudden aggressiveness when we put them on diets
17. But eventually, we learn to embrace our cats' new look
18. We surprisingly clean animal fecal matter without cringing even once
19. We know what happens when there's a sudden noise at 3 AM in the morning
...or a spider comes crawling by out of nowhere!
20. But at least we don’t need an alarm clock anymore because 6 AM is feeding time! HUNGRY....NEEED FOOOOOOD!
21. We allow them to make going to the bathroom a social activity
22. We gladly accept the fact that everything we wear is going to be covered in cat hair
23. We feel hopeless when we realize our cat isn’t going to be a youtube star!
24. We simultaneously regret the decision to adopt a cat while desperately wanting more cats
I'm gonna die alone surrounded by or maybe devoured by cats!
25. We don't get up when the cat's in our lap
26. We don't sit down when there's a cat in our chair
27. We try to explain to dog people why we love cats even though they'll never understand
28. But we don't need them!
29. Because in the 1% of time they’re not being jerks, cats are the sweetest...
32. Neediest animals on the planet. Which is good, because we need them too :)
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